Hey Lady! Get your hands off my lettuce!

I learned a very valuable lesson this morning. Never let a beautiful woman cut your hair. It’s not that pretty girls can’t cut hair. It’s just that when you do get one that doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, like I did today, you won’t have the balls to tell her that she made you look like KD Lang, the vastly underrated lesbian folk singer who enjoyed some mainstream success in the late 80′s upon the release of her sophmore album entitled, “Absolute Torch and Twang.”
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