Sources at handsomedonkey.com have learned that Wolfman is scheduled for a 10:45 AM appointment with Dr. Stanley J. Goldman, DDS of Tenafly, NJ. Reps for Wolfman say it’s just a routine cleaning but certain sources who spoke on condition of anonymity have claimed that Wolfman has been complaining of pain in his lateral incisor. “Poppycock,” said Herman Dinkle, WM’s go-to spokesman. “Wolfman’s teeth are fit as a fiddle. He hasn’t had so much as a cavity since the 30′s. But it’s been nearly six months since he’s had his regularly scheduled check-up and cleaning.” Nevertheless, the prospect of dental problems and a potential root canal for the man-beast has sent a glimmer of hope to villagers and townsfolk. “Your lips to God’s ears!” said Jeff Dealaman, who owns and operates a local farm. “I lost a sheep and three chickens to that fucker last week.”
