Conan joined Twitter today, and exactly two seconds after his very first tweet, he accumulated over a thousand followers. As of this posting he has 153,465 followers and it’s skyrocketing at about 50 per second! We’re going to try to piggyback off this momentum and add seven followers by this time next week. C’mon guys!!! We can do it!


YOU GUYS ARE WWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY funnier than that ‘guy’ …
If I weren’t already a Donkey follower — well, damnit, I’d sign up now..
x0x0 Patience