Last week, the President gave a speech at Kennedy Space Center to unveil his ambitious new plans for NASA, which could include a manned mission to Mars. A spokesman for the Red Planet who identified himself only as Marvin, called the President’s plan “Ver-ry int-er-esting…” and said he looked forward to welcoming visitors from “our puny planet.” He then laughed creepily, pulled out a ray gun, and vaporized several members of the press corps.
