On This Day In History…

April 13, 2010

Today President Obama convened his historic 47-nation nuclear summit meeting, but what few people remember is that 23 years ago to the day another great American hero, Superman, also addressed the United Nations on the issue of non-proliferation. Like Obama, Superman called on the nuclear capable nations of the world to drastically reduce their weapons stockpiles and impose strict sanctions on rogue states seeking to acquire weapons-grade plutonium. Nice work, fellas!


Obama Releases Short List for Supreme Court

April 12, 2010


Biden Accidentally Walked in on Eric Cantor Naked in Congressional Locker Room and is Pressed for Details

March 9, 2010


ESPN Commentator Digger Phelps to Star in “Oliver!”

March 6, 2010


J-Mac: A Highlight Worth Revisiting

March 6, 2010

As part of our “Inspiration Saturdays” program here at Handsome Donkey, we present you with an amazing video. This story happened almost three years ago, but watching it never gets old.


On This Day In History…

March 5, 2010

Hard to believe that it was 26 years ago today on March 5, 1984 that EPA Agent Walter Peck obtained a court order to shut down the protection grid at the downtown headquarters of the Ghostbusters, disabling their spectral storage facility and setting hundreds of ghosts free to terrorize the streets of lower Manhattan. What a dick.


You’re Welcome, Generation Y

March 5, 2010

Not to wax political, but here at Handsome Donkey, it is our firm opinionation that the sun is gonna surely shine.


Johnny Depth

March 4, 2010


Tim Burton’s long-anticipated “Alice In Wonderland” opens in theaters this weekend. The film stars Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Sources say that this character is a shocking departure for the actor who very rarely plays roguishly eccentric, make-up wearing, swaggering, British-accented heroes (except occasionally in films like Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*, Edward Scissorhands*, Sleepy Hollow, Finding Neverland and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End to name a few). “This character is totally new for me,” said Depp. “He has orange hair.”

(Just kidding, Johnny. You’re one of our favorite actors and we’d pay $15 just to watch you read the phonebook for two hours… as long as you did it in a British accent.)

*No British accent. Yeah… we know.


When in Doubt… Just Post Some Cool Sidewalk Art!

March 2, 2010

Sometimes the well of ideas runs dry. Luckily, there’s a universal elixir for this ailment. It’s called “Cool Sidewalk Art” and the internet is chock-full of it! Like this one below: somebody rescue that poor family! Oh wait, it’s just some cool sidewalk art. What a delightful display of skill and imagination!

For more “Cool Sidewalk Art” click here.


Jelani McCoy to LeBron James: “WTF, man?”

March 1, 2010

LeBron James is reportedly going to change his jersey number next season from “23″ to the number “6″ in order to pay respect to Michael Jordan, who made the number 23 famous. Well LeBron, let’s not forget who made number the 6 famous, you ungrateful little sh-t.