Handsome Donkey

Biden Accidentally Walked in on Eric Cantor Naked in Congressional Locker Room and is Pressed for Details

gilcosby — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:44:43 +0000

ESPN Commentator Digger Phelps to Star in “Oliver!”

gilcosby — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:48:11 +0000

J-Mac: A Highlight Worth Revisiting

gilcosby — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:24:53 +0000

As part of our “Inspiration Saturdays” program here at Handsome Donkey, we present you with an amazing video. This story happened almost three years ago, but watching it never gets old.

On This Day In History…

adamcountee — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:47:27 +0000

Hard to believe that it was 26 years ago today on March 5, 1984 that EPA Agent Walter Peck obtained a court order to shut down the protection grid at the downtown headquarters of the Ghostbusters, disabling their spectral storage facility and setting hundreds of ghosts free to terrorize the streets of lower Manhattan. What a dick.

You’re Welcome, Generation Y

adamcountee — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:51:13 +0000

Not to wax political, but here at Handsome Donkey, it is our firm opinionation that the sun is gonna surely shine.

Johnny Depth

adamcountee — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:58:14 +0000

Tim Burton’s long-anticipated “Alice In Wonderland” opens in theaters this weekend. The film stars Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Sources say that this character is a shocking departure for the actor who very rarely plays roguishly eccentric, make-up wearing, swaggering, British-accented heroes (except occasionally in films like Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*, Edward Scissorhands*, Sleepy Hollow, Finding Neverland and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End to name a few). “This character is totally new for me,” said Depp. “He has orange hair.”

(Just kidding, Johnny. You’re one of our favorite actors and we’d pay $15 just to watch you read the phonebook for two hours… as long as you did it in a British accent.)

*No British accent. Yeah… we know.

When in Doubt… Just Post Some Cool Sidewalk Art!

gilcosby — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:24:45 +0000

Sometimes the well of ideas runs dry. Luckily, there’s a universal elixir for this ailment. It’s called “Cool Sidewalk Art” and the internet is chock-full of it! Like this one below: somebody rescue that poor family! Oh wait, it’s just some cool sidewalk art. What a delightful display of skill and imagination!

For more “Cool Sidewalk Art” click here.

Jelani McCoy to LeBron James: “WTF, man?”

gilcosby — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:17:34 +0000

LeBron James is reportedly going to change his jersey number next season from “23″ to the number “6″ in order to pay respect to Michael Jordan, who made the number 23 famous. Well LeBron, let’s not forget who made number the 6 famous, you ungrateful little sh-t.

President Obama Criticizes Republicans’ Use of Cheap “Props” at Health Care Summit

gilcosby — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:49:22 +0000

@ConanOBrien vs. @HandsomeDonkey

gilcosby — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:35:57 +0000

Conan joined Twitter today, and exactly two seconds after his very first tweet, he accumulated over a thousand followers. As of this posting he has 153,465 followers and it’s skyrocketing at about 50 per second! We’re going to try to piggyback off this momentum and add seven followers by this time next week. C’mon guys!!! We can do it!